“Nice” to meet you.

I’m sorry you already come pre-judged
You are preceded by losers
And their legacy does nothing
For you as hero of this story

The fact of your selection devalues you
As your princess manages to
Repeat a history of bad judgement

You have quite a quest ahead of you
To shine in my book…
Should you even care

But indeed you take the rotten cake
Among the losers we compare
For knocking up
Dumb Princess Fair.

Written August 2008

About this poem: My sister can’t seem to stop disappointing us with her choices. This was written for the boy who successfully knocked her up.